The Laser Guided Loogie

The Mainstream Radical For Liberty

Government Swine and Swine Flu

Do you know where your pig has been? One of the the things you learn as an adult, is to never live life so close to the margin that you can’t recover.  Always leave yourself a margin.  After all, the Universe is seldom so congenial as to wait before you’ve solved one problem before it [...]

5 Things That Will Not Change Under Obama

Can we get any more pathetic? There are times when I feel like an alien from the planet Xenu, newly arrived on Planet Earth and continually amazed by the antics of these crazy humans.   Like when I was about 7 years old. I grew up in the Bible Belt and I had a mother who was partial [...]

America to Wall Street: Piss off and die!

“You can’t always get watchu waaant, but sometimes, you just might, get what you neeeed!” Or so goes the Rolling Stones’ song.  Listening to the Wall Street goons and their lackeys in Washington D.C. whine about the failed bailout was sure music to my ears however. It wasn’t what THEY wanted, but it was what the [...]

Obama Melts Down

It had to happen. For most of the election coronation, Our Saviour has been walking on water, communing with the higher elementals of the celestial plane, and making Grand Plans. …and then came Sarah. The Government Class hasn’t handled it very well.  In fact they have handled it so badly, that even some of their own have begun [...]

Race Trumps Gender

In the shit hole that has become America, politics has finally devolved into to the sort of tribal politics that we are used to seeing in third world countries. The “tribes” however are a little broader in nature than the traditional sort of clannish conflicts we are used to seeing. White men created western civilization, [...]