This is the time of year for predictions about the upcoming year. I figure if all those other knuckleheads can wave their hands and blather on incoherently about some vague and nebulous future, I should be able to do likewise. So, without further ado, here are my fearless predictions for the upcoming year!
The media will continue to ignore Ron Paul. If Ron Paul wins the Republican nomination and even the Presidency itself, be prepared for the press to continue to ask, “Ron who?” When questioned about their refusal to acknowledge President Ron Paul’s existence, look for the press to claim that, “Ron Paul supporters were just’flooding’ the voting booths and are not representative of America as a whole!”
No matter who wins next November, the press will be happy…unless of course Ron Paul wins.
The Size of the federal government will increase. Daring prediction I know, but never let it be said that I don’t have the guts to man-up and tell it like it is; equivocation is for pansies! I predict that we will spend even MORE money that we don’t have and even MORE money that we can’t pay back…unless of course Ron Paul wins.
The “war” in Iraq will continue. Oh it will probably be renamed something else, like say, the Islamic Friends Network Support(with Billy Dee Williams as the official spokes model) but no matter who wins and what they call it, it will continue…unless of course Ron Paul wins.
Bad things will happen (wait!). Babies will cry, dogs will whine, frustrated teen boys will continue to not get laid and Russia will still have 10,000 nuclear weapons aimed at us.
The good news for the upcoming year however is that at least we will get an annoying, nattering, meddling and entirely clueless sociopathic socialist out of the White House.
The Bad news is that no matter who wins, we will get yet ANOTHER meddling, annoying and entirely clueless sociopathic socialist in the White House…unless of course Ron Paul wins.
Some team will win the Super Bowl and another team will win the World Series. Someone will win American Idol, and another will win on Dancing with the Stars. Someone will win the lottery, and another person will hit the jackpot in Las Vegas. New TV shows, Songs, and movies will come out, and some might even be good, but none of it will matter…unless of course <you guessed it > Ron Paul wins.
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